Get Well Soon Card - A simple diagnosis

Get Well Soon card from the Wordies range published by Splimple
SKU: E5068


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Availability: 2 in stock

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Verse on card the front of the card

Is your problem inflammation?
Have you had a vaccination?
Do they advise a long sedation...
or is their preference amputation?

How's your weird pigmentation?
Has there been contaminations?
Can they give an explanation
for your dreadful perspiration?

Have you suffered dehydration?
Are they proposing transplantation?
Or after full investigation
perhaps a brief decapitation?

Inside the card:

Is it my imagination,
or is your problem constipation?
(I doubt you need an operation,
just a bowel evacuation).

Anyway, get well soon.

Size of card: 125x203mm approx.