Humour Card - Beside Himself With Excitement

Front of card:
The Illustrious Birthday News
(What goes up but doesn't go down? Your age)
Another year older
Birthday bloke beside himself with excitement
'Wake me up when it's all over,' says notorious party animal.
(Nothing to do. All day to do it)
Message inside:
Happy Birthday
Size of card: 120x170mm approx.
Range: Fleet Street
Publisher: Pigment Productions