Son-in-Law Birthday - cr*p

Front of card:
Happy Birthday Son-in-Law
Honest, great and good, An example to us all,
A real outstanding citizen, Strong and proud and tall,
Everyone admires you, You're such a splendid chap,
A heart so full of love deserves...
Message inside:
...A card that's full of cr*p! Have a Great Birthday!
Size of card: 120x170mm approx.

Publisher: Emotional Rescue