Humour Card - Lose weight

Front of card:
You're finally at an age when it's a little harder to lose weight.
It's a little harder to touch your toes.
And it's a little harder to get out of bed in the morning.
In fact, at your age everything's a little harder.
Message inside:
Well, almost everything.
Happy Birthday!
Size of card: 127x176mm approx.

Range: Paper House Card Factory
Publisher: The Great British Card Company