Christmas Card - Uncle - Christmas Diet!

Front of card:
Uncle
Are you a Christmas farter? If so rejoice, be glad, hooray!
Remember all your Christmas farts and all the fun you've had,
learn to love your bottom burps, make a fart you're friend, Toot! Toot!
It's no good trying to fight 'em they'll win out in the end
so never try to keep one in just blame it on the Christmas diet, 'cos after sprouts and stuffing...
Greeting inside:
Your bum just won't keep quiet!
Happy Christmas
Size of card: 127x204mm approx.

Range: Relative Greeting
Publisher: Hanson White