Leaving / Goodbye Card - Miss

Front of card:
Things We'll Miss About You Now You're Leaving
1. Your wonderful (and rare) cups of tea and coffee {Akh! It tastes like dog poo!}
2. Your solid commitment to hard work {What's That Noise? The, er, air conditioning}
3. Your ability to maintain chaste, professional relationship with all the totty in the office! {Is this an orgy?!! No... er, team workshop!}
4. How you maintained a healthy relationship with the boss right to the end! {See ya fatty}
Message inside:
Good Luck
Size of card: 120x170mm approx.

Range: The Odd Squad
Publisher: Emotional Rescue