Humour Card - Bouncing Mum

Front of card:
'Mum, why are you bouncing on top of Dad?'
'Erm! I'm just trying to flatten Daddie's big fat tummy...'
Message inside:
I wouldn't bother,
because when you
go shopping the lady
from next door kneels
down and blows it up again
Happy Birthday!
Size of card 140x195mm approx.

Publisher: Portofino Cards