Congratulations Card - Driving Test - Road Bills

Front of card:
You've passed your driving test?
How stupid's that?
Throughout your driving life you are poised to spend:
£8,000 on road tax,
£17,000 on tyres
£19,800 on parking
£31,000 on insurance
£46,500 on servicing
£101,212 on petrol and
£217,000 on buying cars
Message inside:
Prat.
Size of card: 127x203mm approx.

Publisher: Splimple