Husband Birthday - Sack

Front of card:
For My Husband
Handy Tips for getting me in the sack On Your Birthday
1. Wash
2. Remove all protruding nose hairs
Captions inside:
3. Ban all farts from leaving your bottom for the whole day
4. Try listening to me for a change
5. Limit drinking in case of brewer's droop
6. Avoid all reference to football
With Loads of Love
On Your Birthday
Size of card: 125x230mm approx.

Publisher: Emotional Rescue